Geoff: Listen, I was talking to his grandpa one year, at this convention, actually. And he was like, (Michael imitating Gavin’s grandpa)
And he was like, “Thank you so much for taking, uh, my boy under your wings, and making a thing out of him.” Gavin: Is that you doing an Italian accent?
Yeah- Gavin: Is that you doing an Italian accent?
Geoff: Yeah, that’s your dad’s- Michael: That was flawless. (Michael: It was great.)
Geoff: And I’m like, “He’s-” I was like, “You know what, it’s all Gavin, he’s great, he’s very…” James: Was he wanking off at the same time?
“You know what, it’s all Gavin, he’s great, he’s very…” Geoff, laughing a little: Yeah, he was. (chuckles) He was like- James, imitating Gavin’s grandpa: “Thank you, thank you so much!”
Geoff: I was like so- (muffled audience laughter, and muffled Gavin talking)
Geoff: I was like- (stutters) Please stand up, you don’t have to bow.
(Michael: Oh.) And, uh- I was like, “Well, it’s all Gavin. He’s very talented,” “He’s a- (stutters and repeats) he’s an exceptionally talented young man.” And then he goes: “He’s a- he’s the boy with the golden hands.” And I was like, “Well, I don’t know what that means but, sure.” (Gavin wheezes softly) James: He’s the boy with the golden hands? Gavin: He- you know, it’s a second… language. (laughs) (muffled audience laughs) (Jeremy laughs)
Michael: Dude. You told me, the other day. You had a pretty… … A pretty sweet- James: NO, DON’T MOVE AWAY THAT! Gavin, confused: Eh, what? James, laughing and struggling: We need-
What? Michael: What? James: We need to get to the bottom of- James: He’s the boy with the golden hands?
Gavin: No, he’s just… my granddad! Michael: He’s got- he’s got the hands of gold, the Slow Mo Hands! Geoff: Yeah. James, laughing: Alright! Alright-
Gavin: Yeah! (James: But-)
Michael: You- You gotta push that button, James! Gavin: Don’t worry about it!
Michael: You gotta push that button! James: Move on from it!
Geoff: I assumed it was like an Italian colloquialism for like, talent. Geoff: I assumed it was like an Italian colloquialism for like, talent. Michael: Right.
Geoff: Yeah. Michael: Or he’s just fucking- He’s fucking CRAZY. Geoff: Or he made his living like, getting his hands peed on in some weird sex thing. It’s like-
Michael: Yeah, that’s also possible. Michael: Yeah, that’s also possible. Geoff: Yeah, it’s like a golden pre-shower. You just piss on my hand- Gavin: Pre-shower? Jeremy: Yeah! Geoff: It’s not like, your whole body is just the hands. Jeremy: I like the thought of Gavin’s grandpa being like, “It’s the boy with the golden hands.” “Period. Moving on.” (Geoff laughing)
That’s what he is.